So, every day I put the baby on the changing mat, switch on the voice recorder on my phone, and start telling a story off the top of my head… this one didn’t record properly, sadly…
One day Mr Happy was walking through Happy Land sucking his happy lolly, when from nowhere, Mrs Frightening jumped out wearing her frightening shoes.
Mr Happy shrieked aloud when he saw the pointy shoes and dropped his happy lolly on the floor.
Mrs frightening laughed as Mr Happy ran off to the safety of his Happy Holiday Home at the edge of the Jolly Woods. Mrs Frightening picked up the happy lolly and lifted it to her mouth. It was very nice, so nice in fact that she decided to go to Mr Happy’s house and apologise for frightening him.
But Mr happy was almost too frightened to open the door.
That made Mrs Frightening sad, and when she got sad she looked even more frightening. Mr happy was all of a quiver, shaking and shrieking with fear.
Mrs Frightening didn’t know what to do; she didn’t like seeing Mr Happy so frightened, so she reached out and tried to hug him.
As soon as she touched him there was a jealous cry from the other room, and with that, Little Miss Crack Whore ran out and beat Mrs Frightening to death, and gave Mr Happy some crack and a blowjob, which of course, made him happy again.