Things I’m good/shit at…

Shit at: Feeding a baby with a spoon

Good at: sculpting baby-goatees from pureed food using only a spoon

Good at: Picking up a baby with one had without dislocating something

Shit at: Being sensitive to my wife’s needs at 3am

Good at: Starting a million things at once, and finishing none of them

Good at: Saying “actually, she’s a girl not a boy…”

Shit at: dealing effectively with charity muggers who use the baby as an icebreaker (2 more direct debits in the last month.  Fuckers)

Shit at: avoiding the Waitrose cafe at the end of the street (Waitrose – I fucking know.  I would bully me if I met me at school)

That’s it for now.

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